January 3, 2025

100 Valentine’s Day Quotes: For Friends, Boyfriends, Couples, and More!

Valentine’s Day is a very special day for couples as they exchange gifts and go on dates with their partners.

The following cards are filled with humour, tanginess, and love which can come in handy.

Valentine’s Day Quotes: For Friends, Boyfriends, Couples, and More!

Funny Valentine’s Day Cards for Friends 🤪

“You’re the peanut butter to my jelly. Let’s stick together forever! 🥯💖”
“You’re like a sister/brother I never wanted but totally need. 😜”
“Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m so glad I found a weird friend like you. 🌹😂”
“Valentine’s Day would be pretty lame without you. Just like every other day! 😆”
“You’re my favorite person to get ice cream with, even if I steal yours. 🍦”
“Happy Valentine’s Day to the one who can make me laugh no matter what. 💕”
“We’re like a Valentine’s card – too cute to handle. 🐾”
“You are my favorite weirdo. No one else gets me like you do. 🦄💖”
“You deserve the best… which is me. But you knew that already. 😏”
“Friendship goals: You and me, eating pizza and watching Netflix on Valentine’s Day. 🍕📺”

Funny Valentine’s Day Cards for Him 💘

“You stole my heart, but I’ll let you keep it. Just don’t lose it, okay? 😘”
“I love you more than pizza… and that’s saying a lot. 🍕💖”
“Let’s make this Valentine’s Day less ‘romantic dinner’ and more ‘Netflix and chill.’ 📺🍿”
“I love you more than all the socks in my drawer. And trust me, that’s a lot. 🧦💘”
“Happy Valentine’s Day to the one who’s lucky enough to have me. 😂”
“You’re the ketchup to my fries, the ice cream to my brownie. You’re sweet. 🍟🍦”
“I love you more than Wi-Fi. And that’s the highest form of love. 📶❤️”
“You make my heart skip a beat… or is it just the caffeine? ☕💓”
“I love you even when you steal the covers. 😴”
“Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m so glad I swiped right on you. 🌹📱”

Funny Valentine’s Day Cards for Boyfriends 💑

“Happy Valentine’s Day to the man who knows how to make me smile… and roll my eyes. 😜”
“You’re the reason I don’t need a personal trainer… I’m already working out my heart every day. 💪❤️”
“You’re my favorite reason to cancel plans. 🙈💖”
“I love you more than my bed. And that’s saying a lot. 🛏️💘”
“You had me at ‘Hello’… and then you kept me with ‘Where’s the pizza?’ 🍕”
“I love you more than all the Netflix shows we’ve binge-watched together. 📺💓”
“You’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me… after coffee. ☕💘”
“I love you more than all the memes we send each other. 😂💌”
“You’re the one I want to spend my forever with… as long as you keep buying me snacks. 🍫”
“Happy Valentine’s Day to the guy who puts up with all my craziness. 😜❤️”

Cute Valentine’s Day Cards for Friends 💖

“You’re my best friend and my Valentine, lucky you! 💘”
“You make life sweeter, just like candy. 🍬”
“Friends like you are a once-in-a-lifetime find. Like a hidden treasure… but with better jokes. 😂”
“No one else makes me laugh like you do. You’re my Valentine AND my favorite comedian. 😄”
“You’re my favorite person to share everything with, including my snacks. 🍪💖”
“Thanks for always being the kind of friend who understands my weirdness. 🦄”
“You’re the kind of friend who deserves all the love in the world, including pizza. 🍕❤️”
“We go together like fries and ketchup. 🍟💘”
“You’re the reason I can’t stop smiling… or laughing… or eating cookies. 🍪😆”
“Happy Valentine’s Day to my favorite human who never fails to make my day brighter. 💡”

Short & Sweet Funny Valentine’s Day Cards 😘

“You had me at ‘Hi’. 💖”
“You make my heart skip a beat… but also, I love food more than you. 😂🍕”
“You’re my favorite person to be silly with. 🤪💘”
“Let’s make Valentine’s Day more about snacks than love… or maybe both. 🍫💖”
“I love you more than naps. And that’s saying something. 🛏️💘”
“We go together like chocolate and peanut butter. 🍫🥜”
“You’re my favorite reason to smile today. 😊💖”
“Who needs Cupid when I have you? 🏹💘”
“You’re the jelly to my peanut butter. 🥯❤️”
“Let’s just skip to the part where we eat pizza. 🍕😆”

Sweet and Funny Valentine’s Day Quotes for Him 💘

“You are the reason I smile every day… and also why I’m always late. 😜”
“I’m so glad you’re mine. I mean, who else would tolerate my weirdness? 😂”
“We’re like two peas in a pod… except I’m the cooler one. 🌱😏”
“Happy Valentine’s Day to the guy who can make me laugh even when I don’t feel like it. 💖”
“You’re the person I want to sit on the couch with and binge-watch life. 📺💘”
“I love you more than pizza, and that’s saying a lot. 🍕💖”
“You’re the reason my heart races… and my coffee consumption increases. ☕💓”
“Happy Valentine’s Day to my favorite snack-stealer. 😋💘”
“You’re my best friend, my favorite person, and my Valentine. 🎉💖”
“You had me at ‘Let’s get pizza.’ 🍕❤️”

Hilarious Valentine’s Day Quotes for Boyfriend 💑

“You’re the reason I smile… but also why I need more coffee. ☕💖”
“I love you more than I love my bed… but not more than pizza. 🍕💘”
“You make my heart skip a beat… and then I get frustrated and need a nap. 🛏️💓”
“Happy Valentine’s Day to the man who can put up with my craziness. 😜💘”
“You’re my favorite distraction. 📱💖”
“You make my heart race… and then I get out of breath and need a snack. 😆🍫”
“I love you more than my favorite pair of sweatpants. 👖💘”
“I love you more than all the memes we send each other. 😂💌”
“You’re the reason I feel all the feels… and then I get really hungry. 🍕💖”
“You make my life better, but my snack game even better. 🍿💘”

Funny Valentine’s Day Cards for Him & Her 💕

“I’m not saying you’re perfect, but you’re perfect for me. 💖”
“I love you like I love naps: deeply and with no regrets. 🛏️💘”
“Happy Valentine’s Day to the one who makes me laugh… and steals my fries. 🍟💘”
“You’re my favorite reason to cancel plans. 🙈💖”
“I love you more than I love Netflix. 📺💘”
“We’re a match made in heaven… or at least in the same Netflix account. 📱💘”
“You had me at ‘food.’ 🍔💖”
“Let’s be real, you’re my favorite human to eat junk food with. 🍟🍫”
“Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m so happy I found someone like you. 🌹💖”
“You’re the one I want to binge-watch life with. 📺💘”

Hilarious Valentine’s Day Cards for Couples 💑

“I love you more than Netflix and pizza… but not more than snacks. 🍕📺”
“Happy Valentine’s Day to the one I want to stay up late with… just to argue about who gets the last slice of pizza. 🍕💖”
“You’re my favorite distraction, even though I should be doing laundry. 🧺💘”
“You complete me… and my snack collection. 🍪💖”
“I love you almost as much as I love my bed… but not quite. 🛏️💘”
“You make my heart race… and then I need a nap. 💤💖”
“Let’s keep making bad decisions together, like eating too much chocolate on Valentine’s Day. 🍫💘”
“I love you more than Wi-Fi, and that’s saying something. 📶💖”
“You’re the reason I smile, and also why I need more coffee to function. ☕💘”
“Happy Valentine’s Day to the one who steals the covers and my heart. 💘🛏️”

Funny Valentine’s Day Quotes for Long-Distance Relationships 💌

“I miss you more than my favorite pillow. 🛏️💖”
“Happy Valentine’s Day! I love you more than my Wi-Fi connection. 📶💘”
“Being away from you is hard, but knowing we can send memes to each other makes it better. 😂💌”
“I can’t wait for the day when my arms around you are not virtual. 🤗💖”
“You’re my favorite reason to text all day. 📱💘”
“The miles between us may be many, but my love for you is endless. 🌍💖”
“Sending you virtual hugs until I can give you real ones. 🤗💘”
“Happy Valentine’s Day from miles away… but you’re still right here in my heart. 💖💌”
“Our love is stronger than my phone’s battery life. 🔋💘”
“I love you to the moon and back… and even farther when I have a good data plan. 🌙💖”