January 2, 2025

100 Funny Valentine’s Day Quotes for Friends, Husbands, Boyfriends, and Singles

If you are in love, you might be looking to express love towards your partner, and if you’re confused, about how to.

This article is for you, as it gives you multiple variations and categories to express your feelings.

You can express it with heart wrenching humor-filled or even light hearted if you are still in the talking stage.

Funny Valentine’s Day Quotes for Friends, Husbands, Boyfriends, and Singles

Hilarious Valentine’s Day Quotes for Friends 👯‍♀️

“We go together like coffee and donuts. 🍩☕”
“Happy Valentine’s Day, you’re the friend I’ll always send memes to. 😂💖”
“Valentine’s Day with you is like an all-you-can-eat buffet: just full of love and endless snacks. 🍕💘”
“Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m lucky to have a friend like you! 💐😜”
“Friendship: the best excuse to eat chocolate without judgment. 🍫👯‍♂️”
“You’re the one person who can always make me laugh… usually at my own expense! 😂💘”
“We may not be soulmates, but we’re definitely snackmates. 🍿❤️”
“Life is better with friends… especially when there’s pizza involved. 🍕💖”
“Happy Valentine’s Day! Let’s celebrate with Netflix and never leaving the couch. 📺🍿”
“You’re the only one who understands my crazy. Thank goodness for that! 😜💖”

Funny Valentine’s Day Quotes for Husbands 💑

“Happy Valentine’s Day to my husband… my personal IT support. 💻💘”
“You’re still the one I want to annoy for the rest of my life. 😆💖”
“If love is a battlefield, then I’m ready to fight… but only for the last piece of pizza. 🍕💘”
“You make me laugh even when I’m about to throw something at you. 😂💖”
“I married you for your looks… but not the way you leave socks everywhere. 🧦💘”
“Happy Valentine’s Day to the man who makes my heart flutter… and my laundry pile grow. 🧺💘”
“You’re still the best thing to ever happen to me. Also, you owe me dinner tonight. 🍽️💖”
“I love you more than chocolate… and that’s saying something. 🍫💘”
“You’re my favorite distraction… and my favorite person to eat junk food with. 🍟💖”
“Happy Valentine’s Day to the one who’s still my favorite person to argue with. 😂💘”

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Funny Valentine’s Day Quotes for the Single Life 💁‍♀️💁‍♂️

“Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m single and loving it… and eating all the chocolate too. 🍫💖”
“Single on Valentine’s Day? I prefer to call it ‘Self-Love Day’! 💅💘”
“I’m not alone, I have pizza. 🍕💖”
“Valentine’s Day plans: Me, my couch, and a lot of snacks. 🛋️🍿”
“Happy Valentine’s Day to me – my heart is full… of snacks. 🍪❤️”
“Single? Nah, I’m just in a committed relationship with my bed. 🛏️💘”
“Who needs a Valentine when you have Netflix and unlimited chocolate? 🍫📺”
“Being single is awesome… more pizza for me! 🍕💖”
“Happy Valentine’s Day! I’m currently in a relationship with freedom and chocolate. 🍫💘”
“Who needs love when you have Wi-Fi and your favorite snack? 📶🍿”

Funny Valentine’s Day Quotes for Gal Pals 💅

“Happy Valentine’s Day, gorgeous! Let’s eat chocolate and pretend to be productive. 🍫💖”
“You’re my favorite person to send weird memes to. 😂💘”
“Friends who eat pizza together, stay together. 🍕💖”
“Happy Valentine’s Day to the one who understands my love for snacks. 🍪💘”
“You’re my Valentine… and my partner in crime for binge-watching TV shows. 📺💖”
“Happy Valentine’s Day! You’re the one person I can’t live without… along with my snacks. 🍿💘”
“We may not be Cupid’s targets, but we’re definitely target shopping buddies. 🛒💖”
“You’re my best friend, and I’d share my chocolate with you… maybe. 🍫💘”
“Valentine’s Day is better with wine, chocolate, and a friend like you. 🍷🍫”
“Happy Valentine’s Day to the one who makes every day an adventure! 💖✨”

Funny Valentine’s Day Quotes for Couples 💑

“Happy Valentine’s Day to the one I want to spend the rest of my life with… and by the way, you owe me chocolate. 🍫💖”
“Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m so lucky to have someone like you… especially when you do the dishes. 🍽️💘”
“You make my heart skip a beat… and then I need a nap. 🛏️💖”
“Happy Valentine’s Day! You’re the one I want to argue with forever. 😆💘”
“You’re the peanut butter to my jelly… just a little stickier. 🥜💖”
“Happy Valentine’s Day to my favorite partner in crime… now let’s steal some snacks. 🍪💘”
“You had me at ‘I brought pizza.’ 🍕💖”
“I love you more than anything… except maybe pizza. 🍕💘”
“You’re the reason I smile… and the reason I sometimes need a second cup of coffee. ☕💖”
“Happy Valentine’s Day! I love you more than Netflix… but don’t tell Netflix. 📺💘”

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Short & Sweet Funny Valentine’s Day Quotes 💘

“You had me at pizza. 🍕❤️”
“Happy Valentine’s Day to my favorite snack buddy. 🍿💘”
“Love is great, but pizza is better. 🍕💖”
“Happy Valentine’s Day to the one I would share my fries with. 🍟💘”
“You’re the only person who makes my heart race… and then I need a nap. 🛏️💖”
“You’re the ketchup to my fries. 🍟💘”
“Let’s celebrate Valentine’s Day with chocolate… and more chocolate. 🍫💖”
“You’re my favorite hello and hardest goodbye. 💖👋”
“You’re the one I want to eat snacks with forever. 🍿💘”
“Happy Valentine’s Day! You make my heart skip a beat… and sometimes my Wi-Fi. 📶💖”

Funny Valentine’s Day Quotes for Him 💘

“Happy Valentine’s Day to the man who makes my heart beat… and occasionally run for the hills. 😂💖”
“You’re the reason I smile… and the reason I need coffee. ☕💘”
“You’re my favorite distraction from everything that needs to be done. 😆💖”
“You make my heart skip a beat… and then I remember I’m still human. 💖😜”
“I love you more than chocolate, and that’s a big deal. 🍫💘”
“Happy Valentine’s Day! You’re the only one who can make me laugh and roll my eyes simultaneously. 😂💖”
“You had me at ‘I’m sorry.’ 🍕💖”
“Happy Valentine’s Day to my favorite ‘you’re doing it wrong’ partner. 😂💘”
“You make my heart race… and sometimes my Wi-Fi signal drop. 📶💘”
“Happy Valentine’s Day to the one who steals my heart and occasionally my fries. 🍟💖”

Funny Valentine’s Day Quotes for Her 💅

“Happy Valentine’s Day! You’re the reason I don’t mind sharing my fries… sometimes. 🍟💘”
“You make my heart race… and then I need to binge-watch a show to calm down. 📺💖”
“You’re the avocado to my toast. 🥑💘”
“Happy Valentine’s Day to the one I’d share my pizza with… maybe. 🍕💖”
“You had me at ‘Let’s get tacos.’ 🌮💘”
“Roses are red, violets are blue, I love you more than chocolate… and that’s the truth. 🍫💖”
“You’re the peanut butter to my jelly… but better because you bring wine. 🍷💖”
“Happy Valentine’s Day! You make my heart skip a beat and my stomach growl. 🥰💘”
“You make my heart race, but I also need you to remind me to breathe. 😆💖”
“I love you more than Netflix… but don’t tell Netflix. 📺💘”

Funny Valentine’s Day Quotes for Everyone 🎉

“Love is great… but pizza is better. 🍕💖”
“I’m not single, I’m just in a long-distance relationship with freedom. 🕺💃”
“Happy Valentine’s Day! I love you more than coffee. ☕💘”
“Roses are red, violets are blue, if you like chocolate, I like you! 🍫💘”
“Happy Valentine’s Day! May your day be as sweet as your snacks. 🍪💖”
“Who needs Cupid when we have snacks? 🍿💘”
“Valentine’s Day: the perfect excuse to eat chocolate guilt-free. 🍫💖”
“Single, but with a lot of love… and chocolate. 🍫💘”
“Happy Valentine’s Day! Let’s make it about love, laughter, and snacks. 🍪💖”
“Happy Valentine’s Day! Love is sweet, but so is cake. 🎂💘”

Funny Valentine’s Day Quotes for All Ages 🎉💘

“Valentine’s Day: the day when eating a whole box of chocolate is completely acceptable. 🍫💖”
“Happy Valentine’s Day! Love is in the air… or maybe it’s just the smell of pizza. 🍕💘”
“Roses are red, tacos are great, Happy Valentine’s Day, now let’s eat! 🌮💖”
“You’re the reason I smile… and also why I have a permanent snack stash. 🍿💘”
“Happy Valentine’s Day! You’re my favorite reason to procrastinate. 😆💖”
“You make my heart skip a beat… and my brain wonder where the pizza went. 🍕💘”
“Happy Valentine’s Day to the one who stole my heart… and my fries. 🍟💖”
“You make my heart race… and then I need to rest. 🛏️💘”
“Valentine’s Day: Love, laughter, and snacks – that’s the recipe! 🍫💖”
“Happy Valentine’s Day! You’re my favorite reason to skip all responsibilities today. 😆💖”