February 27, 2025

200+ April Fools Day Jokes (for Husband, boyfriend, Kids)

Pranksters..assemble!!😜

With April comes a month of hilarious, earth-shattering, nerve wrecking, unmanageable chaos and LOLs and ROFLs.

Mothers, girlfriends and wives (basically all the women), are you all set?

It’s time to show who the real gangsters are!!

Pull up your socks, put on your war-face and jump right into this list.

We have come up with 200 jokes that you can crack on your boyfriends/husbands/kids and drive them crazy.

After all, why should they be entitles to crack “DEAD” jokes on you always?

1. Jokes for Husbands

Because pranking your husband is a wifely duty!

Why did I marry you? Because “Return Policy” doesn’t apply to husbands! 💍😂
Husband: “I can fix anything.” Wife: “Then fix your attitude first.” 😜
My husband’s cooking is like April Fools’ Day. Every bite is a surprise. 🍽️🤣
You remind me of Google. Not because you’re smart, but because you think you know everything! 🤓📱
Marriage is an endless conversation. Mostly about where to eat. 🍕😂
You snore so loudly… The neighbors filed a noise complaint. 😴📢
Husband: “I don’t need a GPS.” Wife: “You also don’t need to get there on time?” 🚗😂
I told my husband he should do more around the house. So he stood in every room for five minutes. 🏠🤣
Husbands are proof that women can take a joke. 🤷‍♀️😂
Your wife is always right. Even when she’s wrong, she’s right. 💁‍♀️😆
Husband: “I’m on a diet.” Wife: “Then why are you eating my fries?” 🍟😤
If husbands were superheroes… Their power would be “selective hearing.” 🦸‍♂️👂
Wife: “Can you take out the trash?” Husband: “But I already left the room!” 🚮🤣
I married Mr. Right. I just didn’t know his first name was “Always.” 😏
Husbands say they love surprises. Until they open the credit card bill. 💳😂
My husband said he’d help with laundry. That was three April Fools’ Days ago. 🧺😂
Wife: “I want a divorce!” Husband: “April Fools’?” Wife: “We’ll see.” 😂💔
Husbands have two moods: 1) Hungry 2) Not listening. 🍔🙉
You complete me. Like WiFi completes a router. 📶🤣

2. Jokes for Boyfriends

Because boyfriends need to be roasted, too!

I love you more than coffee. But don’t make me prove it. ☕💀
Boyfriend: “I’d do anything for you.” Me: “Delete Call of Duty then.” 🎮😂
I told my boyfriend I was leaving him for being too clingy. He followed me. 🚶‍♂️🤣
You are my sunshine… Until you forget to text back. 🌞📵
Boyfriend: “You look beautiful today.” Me: “What about yesterday?!” 🤨😂
If my love for you was a Netflix show… It’d be “You.” 🔪📺😂
You stole my heart… But if you steal my fries, we’re done. 🍟😤
He said he’d catch a grenade for me. But won’t even hold my purse in public. 👜🙄
Boyfriend: “Do you trust me?” Me: “Not when you say ‘trust me’ first.” 🤨😂
Your love is like WiFi. Strongest when I’m about to leave. 📶😂
My boyfriend is like a magician. He disappears when it’s time to do chores. 🎩😆
You’re my rock. Specifically, the one in my shoe. 👟😂
Boyfriend: “I love you.” Me: “Screenshot that before you change your mind.” 📸😂
Our love story is like a rom-com. Mostly comedy. 🎬😆
I need space. But also cuddles. Figure it out. 🚀🤗
I’m only dating you for your memes. Don’t disappoint me. 📱🤣
Relationship status: Waiting for my food to arrive. 🍕😂
When you said you’d always be there… I didn’t realize that meant in my fridge. 🥶😂
You’re my type. Annoying but cute. 😘😂

3. Jokes for Kids

Because April Fools’ Day is their Super Bowl!

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because it felt crummy! 🍪😂
What’s a cow’s favorite holiday? Moo Year’s Eve! 🐄🎉
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏆
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯😂
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well. 🍌😆
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up! 🥚😂
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! 🍝🤣
Why was the math book sad? Too many problems. 📖😢
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🌰🐿️😂
Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🤧
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌸😂
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 💀🤣
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 👟😆
Why did the computer go to the doctor? It caught a virus! 💻🤒
What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit? Boo-berries! 👻🫐
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸😂
What do you call a snowman in summer? A puddle! ☀️⛄😂

4. Marriage & Relationship Jokes

Because love and laughter go hand in hand!

Marriage is like a deck of cards. At first, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you’re looking for a club and a spade. ♠️♥️😆
I asked my husband what he wanted for dinner. He said, “Surprise me!” So I put a chair in the fridge. 🪑😂
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times… Always with the same person. And occasionally with their wallet. 💰🤣
Marriage is about teamwork. I cook, he eats. 🍽️😂
My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. 🌌🤣
The secret to a happy marriage? Low expectations and good snacks. 🍕😂
My husband wanted to go on a diet together. I agreed… then ate my snacks in secret. 🤫🍫
A husband is proof that women can multitask. We cook, clean, work, and tolerate nonsense all at the same time. 💪😆
My husband said I should learn to let things go. So I let go of his favorite snacks. 🍩😂
If love is blind… Then marriage is eye-opening! 👀🤣
Husbands are like fine wine. Some age well, others just give you a headache. 🍷😆
The best way to remember your anniversary? Forget it once. 🗓️😂
My husband promised to clean the house today. That was three years ago. 🏡😅
The best part of marriage? You can annoy one person forever. 😘🤣
Marriage is basically texting, “Do we need anything from the store?” for life. 📱😂
I told my husband he was right. That was the biggest April Fools’ joke ever. 😆💍
Husbands don’t understand “subtle hints.” So I just bought myself the gift I wanted. 🎁😂
My husband said he’d take me anywhere I wanted. So I chose the fridge. 🚪🤣
We took marriage vows seriously. He vowed to love me forever, I vowed to always steal his fries. 🍟😂
Love is patient, love is kind… Until you leave wet towels on the floor! 🚿😡

5. Flirty & Cheesy Jokes for Boyfriends

Because romance should always include laughter!

Are you an electrician? Because you light up my world. 💡😘
If you were a fruit… You’d be a fine-apple. 🍍😏
Are you WiFi? Because I feel a strong connection. 📶😂
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again? 🚶‍♀️😉
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te. 🧪😘
If kisses were snowflakes… I’d send you a blizzard. ❄️💋
You must be a magician. Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears. 🎩✨
If beauty were time… You’d be eternity. ⏳🥰
Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for. 🔍😘
Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes. 🗺️😍
Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “fine” written all over you. 🚗💘
Is your name Chapstick? Because I can’t get you off my lips. 💋😆
You must be a loan from the bank… Because you have my interest! 💰😂
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart. 👽💕
Is your name Google? Because you’ve got me feeling lucky. 🍀😊
Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more. 🔥🍫
Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me! 🌟😆
Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears! 🎩✨
You must be a snowflake. Because I’ve fallen for you. ❄️😍
Are you French? Because Eiffel for you. 🗼😘

6. Silly Jokes for Kids

Because their laughter is the best sound!

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? Because she always ran away from the ball! ⚽😂
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells. 👀👃😂
What kind of key opens a banana? A monkey! 🐒🍌🤣
Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot! 👃👣😂
What kind of dog does a magician have? A Labracadabrador! 🐶🎩🤣
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸😂
What’s brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses? A coconut on vacation! 🥥😎😂
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳😂
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investi-gator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️🤣
Why can’t Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go! ❄️🎈😂
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬😂
Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅🥗🤣
What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree! 🌴😂
What do you call a cow that can’t moo? A milk dud! 🐄🤣
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄😂
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧🕺😂
Why did the skeleton skip the party? He had no body to go with! 💀🎉🤣
What’s the smartest insect? A spelling bee! 🐝📚😂
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well! 🍌😂

7. Dad Joke Edition (For Husbands & Boyfriends)

Because every man secretly dreams of being a dad-joke champion!

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They might crack up! 🥚😂
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🤣
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 💀😂
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 🤗😂
Why do dads take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing? In case they get a hole in one! ⛳🧦🤣
My wife told me to stop singing “Wonderwall.” I said maybe. 🎸😂
I asked my husband to take out the trash. He said, “You talkin’ about me?” 🚮😆
Why don’t skeletons use cell phones? They don’t have the backbone for it. 📱😂
My husband asked if I wanted to hear a joke about construction. I said sure. He said, “I’m still working on it.” 🚧🤣
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh. 🐟😂
My wife asked if I was listening. I thought, “That’s a strange way to start a conversation.” 🙉😂
Why did the dad bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house! 🍻😂
I told my boyfriend he should do lunges to stay in shape. That was a big step forward. 🏋️‍♂️😂
Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? He made a mint. 🍬🤣
I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that’s just nuts! 🥜😂
Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out. 🏋️‍♀️🤣
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝😂
My boyfriend said he wanted to break up with me because I talk about pasta too much. I said, “Are you alfredo this conversation?” 😆🍜
Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍😂

8. Prank Jokes for Kids

Perfect for the little pranksters in training!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a joke! 🚪😂
Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide! 🐔🤣
What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved! 🌊😂
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go! ❄️🎈😂
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🌰😂
Why don’t you iron four-leaf clovers? Because you don’t want to press your luck! 🍀😆
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🦇😂
Why did the music teacher go to jail? Because she got caught with a sharp! 🎵🤣
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂😴😂
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🤣
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅😂
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍷🤣
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 👟😂
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬🤣
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌸😂
What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snowman? Frostbite! 🧛‍♂️❄️😂
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🤣
What kind of shorts do clouds wear? Thunderwear! ☁️😂
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️😂
Why don’t basketball players go on vacation? Because they’d get called for traveling! 🏀😂

9. Foodie Jokes (For Everyone!)

Because food and laughter are the perfect combo!

What do you call a sad cheese? Blue cheese. 🧀😆
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up! 🍳😂
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! 🍝🤣
What kind of candy is never on time? Choco-late! 🍫😂
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well. 🍌😆
Why do watermelons have fancy weddings? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍🤣
What’s the best way to eat a hot dog? Quickly, before it ketchups to you! 🌭😂
Why did the lettuce win the race? Because it was ahead! 🥬🏁🤣
What do you call a sleeping pizza? A pizzzzzzza! 🍕😂
Why did the cookie cry? Because its mom was a wafer too long! 🍪😆
What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi! 🍣🐝🤣
What do you call a stolen yam? A hot potato! 🥔😂
What’s a pretzel’s favorite dance? The twist! 🥨💃🤣
Why was the hot dog cold? Because it forgot its bun! 🌭😂
What do you call a donut with no hole? A Danish! 🍩🤣
Why don’t French fries trust each other? Because they always get salty! 🍟😂
Why did the peanut get into a fight? Because it was roasted! 🥜🤣
What’s a banana’s favorite gym move? The splits! 🍌😂
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🤣

10. Tech & Social Media Jokes

For the meme kings and queens of the digital world!

Why did the smartphone go to therapy? It couldn’t handle its screen time! 📱😂
Why did the laptop break up with the charger? There was no spark! 🔌💔🤣
Why did the social media influencer go broke? Because they kept paying attention instead of bills! 💸😂
Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open! 🖥️❄️🤣
Why did the phone get glasses? Because it lost all its contacts! 🤓📞😂
What’s a hacker’s favorite dance? The worm! 🕺💻🤣
Why did the WiFi break up with the router? Too many connections! 📡😂
Why did the PowerPoint presentation get arrested? Because it had too many slides! 📊🚔🤣
Why don’t social media influencers ever get lost? Because they always follow trends! 📈😂
Why did the smartphone need a break? It had too many apps to handle! 📲😵‍💫🤣
Why was the tech support guy so calm? Because he had all the right solutions! 💻😂
Why do programmers hate nature? Because it has too many bugs! 🐛🤣
What do you call a fake Instagram account? A sham-gram! 📸😂
Why do YouTubers always bring a ladder? To reach the next level of content! 🎥😂
Why was the Twitter bird so happy? Because it was always trending! 🐦🔥🤣
What do you call an old computer? A Dell-saurus! 💾🦖😂
Why do gamers make great partners? Because they’re always willing to level up! 🎮😂
Why do TikTokers make bad chefs? Because they always cut things short! 🎵🤣
Why did the email break up with the letter? Because it found someone faster! 📧💔😂
What do you call a tech-savvy horse? A stable connection! 🐴📶😂